Glorious Rex's Apostle's blog

So here's how it went down. I woke up, frickin' frosted flakes for breakfast. I love frosted flakes.

I needed cash, so I went down to the shop to see if I could goad some out of my dad. All he wanted me to do was to drive him down to the store so he could pick up more beer. Easy $80 right there. Went down and started to walk to our local FCB, guess what's here? Our Oxfordfest. Got me a giant 32 oz. cup of lemonade. Unfortunately, I killed it before I got there. Bought my LC3, got some pretty decent stuff. Traded most of the best stuff away though. Then the tournament started up, $20 entry fee. Sadly, that made some people leave. There were only 7 people, including me. I went 1-2. First match, just stomped the guy using an Evol deck. Then in the next match, got locked down by Peace Of Aggression and his Watts. Match 3, got destroyed by Macro Cosmos and a BLS Envoy. Why do they have BLS limited, but CED is forbidden? Bullcrap, you know? Anyway, everyone I played was like, "Challengers? Really?"

The highlight of my day was when I went to go buy a soda from a vending machine and got 2 for the price of one.

Man, the world just hates my left side. It's the only arm I've broken, and I actually have one of those heart things I keep hearing about! ON MY LEFT SIDE!

No, but seriously, I almost positive I'm deaf in my left ear now. Warning, all those PSA's WERE telling the truth about loud music. Turn it down. After years of rockin' out, I'm now stuck with crappy mono sound. For good.

Soo... discuss handicaps now I guess...

And no comments about how you feel sorry for me. I honestly knew this was a matter of time. This definitely wasn't unexpected. I see anything expressing feeling of the like, I'll be deleting them.

ANYWAY. On a more positive and costly note, the Legendary Collection just came out today. For all duelists, The Seal Of Orichalcos is just a f*cking amazing field spell! The set includes one sexy looking hardcopy duel mat *YAY!* and SIX (6) Legendary Collection booster packs. Now, you CAN look the card list up, I'll just tell you now. If you don't have a fetish for shiny stuff and you're all about function like me, you WILL NOT like this set. $36 for cards that came out 11 years ago just with sparkles along with some AMAZING CARD! OH MEH GAWD SEAL OF ORICHALCOS IS AWESOME!

But it's still not worth $36 yet.

BUT, anyone need an Envoy of the Beginning? It's in there. So is a sh*t ton of AMAZING cards. EVERYTHING in the packs is at least a super rare. In my opinion, buy the set. Me...? I bought it today. On *cough* credit* cough*. I do feel bad about that though. I don't like using plastic.

So, I guess me doing an entry will kinda be like a daily thing. No offense to EP.COM but I've never found a thread on any forum that I just liked visiting over and over, voicing stupid opinions.

Did I spell that right? It sounds like onions, huh?

ANYWAY, since it's homecoming at my school, everybody got to dress up as a character from a cartoon. Cartoon day they say. So, I didn't know about this. I still wore my hoodie with Vinyl's cutie-mark on the side (I had it screen printed). People thought I were cosplaying Vinyl. Needless to say, some were upset.

Before I get to that, might I say, black women CAN pull off a Miku cosplay. She had the figure. At first I was all like... "whaaa...?" but then I was like "Yeah, that's pretty damn good!" Crap tons of Naruto cosplay. Not to mention the most pathetic Cpt. America(s) I've ever seen. Someone did a Eureka 7 though. That was a nice change of pace.

So, I was having lunch. Just sitting there, chillin' and munchin. This guy comes up to me and says, "does it hurt?"

I've got no idea who he is or what he means, so I ignore him. He goes and asks if it hurts to be such a ***. I turn around to my seat and get socked in the face. All I know after that was my hand was on his throat and his blood on the pillar. I got 3 days detention and he's out for two weeks. After much witness testimony for my defense ( I was going to be put up for expulsion. 3rd violent offense. Not to mention, he had to go home.) it was decided that I acted in self-defense. But you know, you're SUPPOSED to just sit there and get your ass kicked and look like a total pussy in front of the rest of the school if you don't want to get trouble. Bull****, right?

Anywaaaaay, on to Yu-Gi-Oh! (because I really like it), just stomped an Evo deck with an OTK using my Challenger deck. Talk about bragging rights. Beat that metagame!

Man, I just love gingerbread. Anyone else like gingerbread? What I hate about it is you have GOT to eat it while it's super hot, otherwise it's just nasty, you know?

Are there any people here that like DJ Kutski? I think I'm the only one in my town that likes EDM. It's like I'm the only one in my town that listens to either punk rock and EDM, while everyone else listens to some Christian rock stuff...

For Yu-Gi-Oh!, you know what I just hate? ROTA being limited. Just total bull. Fiber Jar should get an errata as well, saying it's effect can only be used once per duel. Maybe even once per match, but sometimes you just get totally stiffed by the draw, know what I mean? People say it's just total luck and screws the people that are "good". Yet, their excuse for losing is just "oh, bad draw". Annoying.

Here's another thing. Someone asked me if I tanned today. I am just the palest mofo around. Do I LOOK like I tan?

On to ponies, I've been seeing rumours (seeing as in I'm just now talking about it) that the voice actors are quitting after S3. Can anyone confirm or debunk? If this is true, then Friendship is Magic definitely has no chance for S4.

What's the consensus for shipping you know? As follows are fanon, right?
Lyra x Bonbon
Twilight x ALL [(Romance Reports) Includes the princesses]
Gilda x RD
RD x Soarin'
RD x Spitfire
Spitfire x Soarin'
Daring x some random Griffon
'Shy x Rarity
Diamond Dogs x Rarity
PP x ALL
'Tavi x Scratch

as continues, no? Obviously I missed quite a bit... don't have the time for all that.

What's the stance for Equestrian Army though? Divulge.

This forum has some pretty ridonkulous chat room users also. Today's outbreak of licking and "grilling" was rather...

weird.

So, that's meh rant.

So, I registered in my first local Yu-Gi-Oh! tournament today. I won my first match by time out, where I was accused of stalling. A serious accusation indeed. We were reviewed by judge and he said by the most technical definition that I had a stall deck, but I wasn't actually "stalling" by the KDE's terms. However, I wasn't getting such a warm welcome by using it. I decided to not cause any hard feelings to drop out and to forfeit my win for the other person to continue. I still got my participation prize though, and everything went okay. To be honest, I wouldn't like what I was doing either. Running all 40 minutes for a match is pretty crazy in itself, you know? Especially when most only take about 15 or 20 minutes.

If you clicked on this here blog for something that was interesting and mainstream, sorry.

Well, I guess maybe I can say that people are total arses. I was out selling popcorn for my troop today. SO many people just flat out ignored us. That just pisses me off. I'm totally okay if you say no and move along, but you just ignore us, then I want to pick up our table and beat the living *squee* out of you.

So, that's my entire day...

I know I just joined and all but I wanted to say, this last week has been just terribad. Let me start off by saying, yesterday I learned I had lice.

Bleedin' lice.

LICE.

Our school nurse had said I had them for months.

So, lice apparently aren't annoying in my opinion. I never felt itchy at all. They could have lived on my head sucking my blood for another month, and I never wouldn't have felt anything. Yesterday, I killed the lice and soaped out the nits. Can't go to school for a week though...

Instead, I went and mowed about four acres and chopped down a bunch of mamosa trees. I tell you what, those things may look nice and pretty, but they will demolish a foundation in a heartbeat. Gotta go back tomorrow and poison the things...

BUT, I got paid for mowing and choppin'! I gots me $120! Gonna put a bit away and blow the rest on Yu-Gi-Oh! cards.

Sadly, that's the only positive thing of this week.