Blog entries by Mister Asmodeus

No, I'm not dead. I'm not sure where else to post this, seeing as I don't seem to be able to post anything in Farewells. I had a hell of a time here back in the day, I will say. Also met a lot of people I'm still very tight friends with today. I've changed, though. I mean, hell, I was in my...

We've all seen them. Be it at a social gathering, or within your family, we all know there are plenty of different types of drunks on the drunk spectrum. I've decided to throw together this handy guide, to help you go drunk-watching at your next social event. -The Horn Dog As the name implies,...

So a couple days ago, my aunt was in town for a visit. I should preface this by saying this woman likes to drink. Like, if you've seen me start downing drinks, you know I can outdrink near anyone here, but this woman can outdrink me. Anyway. After a while, she has me go down to the liquor...

Hands are basically sea monsters, and fingers are the tentacles. Bruh.

Totally said I would do this, then forgot. Just a quick rundown of all the users who have a character in the banner, so the new kids all know who's kings around here, yo. And in an effort to keep us from ever being nameless horses atop the site. >~> @A Jewel of Rarity @Ash243x @Crimson Lionheart...

Well, my gramma finished up her chemo and radiation recently. Cancer = gone. She's doing a lot better, which I dare say is miraculous, and words can't express how glad I am. She was technically supposed to have passed by now, but she was all, "*squee!* that!" Sorry for the hyperactivity evident...

So this happened. Never thought my town was so rough, but hey. I was walking down the street last night, listening to music, going to buy a snack from a store that's a few blocks from my house. Some guy walks by, and I glance at him because, hey, another person! This guy gets in my face and...

(Peladophobian tribute? *shrugs*) Before we start, I advise you to get a calculator because... we're about to add *squee!* up. 9+10=19 21-19=2 Chihuahuas have 2 eyes. You need to be 21 to drink Salty Chihuahua. 9+10=21 confirmed. But wait, there must be more to this, right? I don't know, but let's...

Might come off as a bit sappy. I'm also very bad at saying things like this. Please bear with me. I realize I haven't been here a very long time, but that shouldn't make me any less right in what I'm about to say. My time here has, thus far, been an extremely positive experience. I was in...

Long story short, my little cousin just tried to kill himself, and I need a minute away from the forum. I'm not sure how long I'll be gone, but it shouldn't be longer than a few days. I didn't post this in the help forum because there's really nothing anyone can do. If you wanna talk to me, for...