SolarFlame's blog

Yes, I'm still doing this! Wow! I think I may keep this up.

Anywhoozles, this week's rant is about something a little more recent. I'm pretty sure you've all heard by now about the launched attack on Pokemon recently from PETA. If you haven't, here's a link;

http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/

First of all, PETA is a joke of an organization as it is, with them flipping cheese about non-abusive circuses and all that jazz. But lately, they've been attacking games from Nintendo specifically.

Dear Nintendo, why the hoof haven't you sued their tails off yet for defacing first Cooking Mama, then MARIO, and NOW POKEMON?! Honestly, they're probably hoarding money to hire programmers to make these annoying demon-spoofs anyways.

And in the anime, IT'S ALL ABOUT MAKING FRIENDS WITH THESE CREATURES. They have flanking powers anyways, so if they wanted to run away, they would've pulled a MewTwo by now. If that clone of a pokemon was enough to whoop plot, then I'm sure Pikachu and Snivy would've run off by now as well. What's next, ~HEADLINE ON PETA WEBSITE- MY LITTLE PONY USES MAGIC TO BEAT UP CHANGELINGS, CONDEMN THE HOFF OUT OF IT~?! *faceground*

Tune in next week to hear some more things I don't care for, but have plenty opinion about-- THANK YOU EQUESTRIA.

I thought I should start up my rants of the week, like I used to on Ponyhoof. This week, the subject is teen pregnancy.

Me myself, I can't get pregnant, sadly. So I'm already jealous enough of the fillies who can, but the worst is careless teenage fillies. If you're gonna have sex, yeah, that's okay. It's healthy. JUST DON'T BE COMPLETELY STUPID WITH IT. HOLY HOOF THERE ARE CURRENTLY 17 PREGNANT FILLIES IN MY SCHOOL, 6 OF WHICH ARE FRESHMAN. FRESHMAN, FOR PONY'S SAKE. TWO OF WHICH BY THE SAME GUY. Seriously, ponies, what the hoof?! Yes, sex is natural, it's a common urge among ponies. BUT FOR CELESTIA'S SAKE JUST USE A CONDOM. Don't get pregnant with a foal you can't take care of. It's unfair to you and the foal. I see so many messed up ponies because their parents who are like, 14, 15 years apart from them can't take care of their freaking foal. I see this so much these days it's painful. And to top it off, when fillies ARE pregnant, IT'S ALL THEY TALK ABOUT TO ME. The worst person to talk to it about. It feels like they're rubbing it in and it makes me wanna kick them in the stomach. And they know I can't have foals. I know other people with my condition that get just as peeved off as I do, so don't say I'm a jerk because I'm not the only one who thinks this way. >:C It hurts me, it hurts others. Yes, you're pregnant, congradu-flanking-lations you should just give that kid up to a protection agency so the foal can get the attention and care it deserves.

/endrant. I'm going to be writing one of these every week, and some filler between then, so stay tuned, and stay hot.