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  1. Warning: Do not read this post if you are allergic to unsolicited advice

    I've seen the two posts about "reputation" within the past two days, with people making threads asking "do I have a bad reputation on this forum?" My advice to anyone who has made a thread about this, or has ever wondered what his or her "reputation" is on the forum, is this: your reputation online doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because it's not real. Interactions online are never perfect. They don't represent you.

    Whether or not people like you based on internet interaction doesn't have an impact on your life. People will like you or they won't, and striving for a "reputation" online is a waste of time and energy.

    Making friends is of course a great part of joining a site like "everypony", but your friends probably won't care about your reputation, or even think about it.

    Besides, whether or not people like you is their problem, not yours.
  2. It was dumb. It was also a masterpiece. It provided me with two hours and forty or so minutes of awkward hilarity. Granted, this could have been intentional (Michael Bay was at the top of his class in film school, so he might be "toying" with audiences), and the funny moments, as great as they are, are NOT worth the length of the movie, so I do not recommend the act of watching it, but regardless, here are the "so bad it's amazing" moments, starting with the Robert Di Niro worthy dialog...

    1. Marky Mark: "Do you have a warrant?"
    Generic government villain: *whips off sunglasses "My FACE is my warrant."
    2. Optimus Prime (to dinobots) "We're trying to give you freedom!!" *proceeds to punch it in the face
    3. "Movies these days. Buncha' crap. All sequels and remakes" (actual line from the movie!)

    Now for the Stanley Kubrick worthy cinematic moments...
    1. The magnificent Rainbow Dash cameo
    2. All of the government villains having an epic sunglass removal shot, in slow mo
    3. Wide angle lens shots
    4. More wide angle lens shots
    5. MOAR wide angle lens shots
    6. Guy gets hit in the face... With a car wheel... In slow mo
    7. More *******ing wide angle shots!
    And that's all I have to say about that.
  3. My dad is a genuinely funny guy.
  4. Yeah nothing too in-depth here. This is hardly even a blog post at all. As in, this blog post is pretty much superfluous. I just happen to like a lot of rappers right now, so to organize how I feel I made a list of my top ten favorites in the game. Enjoy! (I guess)

    1. Kendrick Lamar
    2. Hopsin
    3. Machine Gun Kelly
    4. Pusha T
    5. Tyler the Creator
    6. Kanye West (yes he can be awful, but come on, Yeezus has some incredible moments)
    7. Lupe Fiasco
    8. The Four Owls
    9. Killer Mike
    10. Angel Haze

    So yeah, not much to see here :pff: I anticipate comments (if there are any) about how I'm too "mainstream" and all that. But hey, everyone has their own perspective, and all of them are appreciated! :zebra:
  5. So, I'm a writer for the teen section of my local newspaper, and our panel did a secret santa. I was one of the only guys on the panel, and everyone got a random person to give his or her gift to by choosing numbers.. One of the panelists selected my number. She started to snicker. I wondered what could be so funny, and she gave me...
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    a Rainbow Dash! :laugh: I laughed my buns off. Pretty awesome coincidence I'll say.

    Merry Christmas everypony! :twi:
  6. So, I saw on my youtube channel tonight that "Living Tombstone" liked a video, and guess what semi-aquatic animal it featured...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhCGYUKeinY
    warning: so cute you may die from diabetes
  7. I had an interesting dream last night, and so I'm putting it out there for anyone who wants to interpret it to take a jab....


    I was with three friends at night in the desert. All of a sudden, they told me to stand somewhere. I obeyed, and a giant glass dome arose from out of the sand and trapped me. They walked away, saying it was for my own good. I then started to grow huge, till I was about 50 ft tall and my head hut the roof of the dome. It sucked :derpe: I felt alone, trapped and betrayed, until I heard a voice say, "you too, huh?" and next to me was a giant bug creature who looked to me with empathy. So yeah...

    Weird dream, but I have a hunch that it has some hidden meaning. Thoughts?
  8. (I am just blogging this post of mine in order to organize my stuff, nothing new to see here).

  9. (I am basically just blogging posts about my videos to keep myself organized. Nothing new to see here.)
  10. For who's hallowed temple dost thine mind lie host?
    Be it a devil, be it a ghost?
    Dost thou hold howling beasts in dungeons down under?
    Dost thine grand windows boast new world of wonder?
    Hath wicked stone statues escaped from their slumber?
    Be warned, as fiends tarry to drag temples under
    Yet three never stray, ever free through it all
    The Bear, the otter, and the red devil's doll

    so, interpretations??? :grin: