Blog entries by wallop

I brushed my teef SUPER hard! [IMG] The dentist couldn't have done a better job! [IMG] After furiously swishing the brush around in my mouth and scraping off every last germ I could that had set up camp on my teef, I drowned those that remained in acidic mouthwash before proceeding to floss....

-The Robot- The robot rides the helicopter around a vegetarian optic. The constructive peasant stops the cobbler. The paranoid mends after the chalk. An outside room relays our unbiased horse. Robot scratches underneath the winter. Robot gins a district vowel above a shoe. How will...

[IMG] -Ya rubes- [IMG] Ya rubes The candy floss was toasty as a shish kebab I thought I was gonna die But The janitor was berry friendly Berry friendly Like the Italian peninsula Pirate supremacy [IMG] From another dimension The land of mushrooms I really must get back My darling...

Ya rubes. In 'A New Hope', the dastardly rogue Han Solo bragged aboot his ship, the Millennium Falcon, making the Kessel run in 'less than twelve parsecs'. What is a parsec? A parsec is an astronomical unit of length, simply put. The fact that it is a measure of distance and not time has...

First step: Take out our communications. Anonymous College Campus - Tuesday, 1900 hours: The campus servers were attacked by a swarm of woodpeckers who successfully toppled the tower containing the wiring for campus-wide communications. For the next two days all forms of communications...

A dream in which I was a monkey, a rather high-ranking monkey in an army of monkey nationalists. One day we decided to take over some island which I think was Hawaii or something, we easily dominated the local kangaroos who inhabited the island before the rest escaped into some underground...

Imma put this here and I dunno why. PSYCH essay due manana. Blank McBlank Social Psychology 9/11-9/18 Assignment #1: The Self-serving Bias and the Fundamental Attribution Error It’s only natural that humans like to view themselves as unique, particularly on the individual level....

I was wandering aboot the fair when outta nowhere Bane and his goons show up and take over the place. Due to my highly intensive training by Space Marines I was able to avoid being yoinked and headed to the parking lot, where all the dogs people had brought with them had escaped and gone feral,...

Lawn flamingos in the bran. Make sure the webbed feet switch to zebras in the Loch. Also, tipsy milk man totters to deck, lack of discipline. Out back room lots of frogs, take ticket to suite and pass the shrubbery on. Don't forget. Don't forget. Forget. Lots of metal legs face right, right?

NOW LOOK HERE, WHELP! I am a dingo! AN INVINCIBLE dingo! I command the forces of the sea! I COMMAND THEM TO CONQUER! TO FIGHT TO THE LAST! ARRRRRRR! MOUTHWASH IS A CLEVER WAFFLE! KEEP JUPITER BUSY! Undercuts your eyes interest on your brain. Stuff that has been arrested like your pops and...

Carpenter crossed a sort of like a trickle of behaviour and I don't like you. Critics already said strange little man and I thought I probably wouldn't from winter storm guns. Anything I've sits at a had said I cannot. The balance of town and a rap but not after acting off your face with other...